Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Who is this guy?

I guess it's time for me to lay down a little bit of who I am. You are looking at a C average student with completely out of control ideals for himself. The result is an often self disappointing, hefty dough boy that is sooooo sweet, his blood could be used on pancakes. mmmmm pancakes.

I have a taste for the irreverent and a profound respect for the sacred. How that gets balanced, I have no idea. Maybe it doesn't. Depending on who you talk to, I can cross boundaries of decency easier than crossing the US/Mexico border or be the one to call others to order when chaos abounds. It may just be that I'm schizophrenic. Nah, I don't think we are.

The single greatest purpose for this blog is to create an forum where ideas can be developed, expressed, defended and blown apart. I welcome any and all criticism, support, smart remarks or general ramblings that can be conceived. I crave sarcasm and detest ignorance.

So the challenge goes out to all... bring it! I make no apologies for my thoughts. As I said before, I will defend them until I can't. And When I can't, I'll reflect and change them until I can defend them. This ain't your average blog, you'll probably hate it for a while but don't worry, that will grow into a soft dull depression until you are forever doomed to blissfully glossy-eyed stares often found on your average tree hugger after an Obama speech.

What line?

3 comments:

  1. Woahhhh, who likes sweet bloody pancakes??!! Ohhh, I know, VAMPIRES!!!! YEAH!!!!! :) I have to tell ya, Jonnage, you admitted something that is difficult for many to verbalize, let alone WRITE FOR EVERYONE ON THE NET TO READ, so PROPS AGAIN TO YOU--you're vascillating between the peaks and valleys of what you envision yourself possibly accomplishing in this life--ok, so while I'm sleeping for awhile, everyone goes off and has delusions of grandeur (name that movie quote)...but isn't that the purpose of dreaming and trying? It's so hard for us to avoid tearing ourselves down and judging ourselves too harshly. But, be proud of being a C student, who is witty, carries a tune in a bucket, has his own personal emergency food storage that is highly portable even,sensitive, funny as hell, and who can BBQ a MEAN CHURRASCO!!!! MMMMMMM.....OH, and also be a GREAT friend and husband :)

    OK, enough of the gush, ICK!!!--now, what's wrong with huggin a friggin tree???!!!! I guess I'll go tip some cows now, down there in Homestead, and grab me a taquito and smoothie...LOL....And, I tend to walk a little bit center to left of you, but hey, I'll still love ya :) You can just say you're actually friends and can have somewhat meaningful conversations with a semi-SOCIALIST :) HA!!!!!

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  2. What is "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" Alex.

    In answer to your other question I refer you to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Sap. That's whats wrong with hugging trees. It gets everywhere.

    Purple Socks! did you know that you can order taquito smoothies?

    On the serious side, this world would be a very boring place if we all were clones of each other. And I am verry happy to call you my friend. I hope I can continue to stoke the fire of intelectual thought and I know I will always push the boundaries of rational.

    Happy Reading!

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  3. man well I was in need of a good chuckle and was right in remembering you were always good at supplying the jokes. thanks for being you and your wit has always killed me. thanks for bringing a smile to my face. i really needed it -it's been one of those days dragged out to a week or so now. so keep it coming the world and I can always benefit from your sense of humor and direction. it's a shame you guys are so far away -ever think of going west young boy? at least here the state won't snap off and become an island.
    although I wish mike was closer to you guys he could use a little comical sunshine. any who kudos to everything mentioned above. I think we walk the same line, avoiding those trees and other sappy things.

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Please keep your comments as clean as you can. I will ban for offences as I see fit. If you Poke, expect to get poked back, If you can't defend your stance, then you don't have one and deserve to get poked. Remember the main point of this blog is to get us all talking. You do not need to offend or humiliate to get your point across. Sarcasm is expected, but it's not the rule. You have been put on notice.